=)Emong ng San Mateo(=

Sabi nila, napakaiksi ng buhay para malungkot. Sa halip daw na aksayahin ang oras sa pag-iyak, bakit hindi na lamang daw tao magpakasaya at magpasalamat sa Diyos dahil sa kabila ng mga iba’t ibang uri ng hinanakit na ating nararanasan ay marami pa ring biyaya ang dumadating sa atin.

Tama nga naman. Sabihin man ng ilan na gasgas na ang kasabihang hindi importante ang mga materyal na bagay, pinaniniwalaan ko pa rin ito sa paraang alam ko.

Madadala mo ba ang cellphone, computer at ipod mo sa iyong pagpanaw? Hindi naman diba? Ang mga naitayo mo’ng negosyo gaya ng computer shop, meat shop, porn shop, beer house atbp ay maiiwan lamang dito sa ibabaw ng lupa.

Napapansin ko na habang tumatanda ang tao, nagbabago ang pananaw nila sa salitang “kaligayahan”. Sa panahon ngayon, puro materyal na bagay lamang halos ang nakakapagpaligaya sa karamihan. At karamihan sa mga ito ay nakakalimutan nang magpasalamat sa Diyos dahil sa mga biyayang kanilang natanggap. Marapat nating tandaan na wala tayo dito kung wala siya. Sa ating pagtanda, lahat ng materyal ay nawawala.

Isinulat ko ang artikulong ito para kahit paano’ magising ang mga natutulog na laman ng utak ng bawat tao. Ayos lang ang mga materyal na bagay, pero huwag nating kakalimutan ang tunay na dahilan ng kaligayahan. Mabuhay tayo ng ayon sa Kanyang kagustuhan at hindi ayon sa ating sariling kapakanan.

MABUHAY ANG MGA KALALAKIHAN!
SAAN BA MAHUSAY ANG KASARIAN MO?

LALAKE:

1. Isports tulad ng basketball (James Yap), billiard(Efren Bata Reyes), boxing (Manny Pacquiao) at marami pang iba tulad ng soccer at baseball.
2. Business matters, May ari ng SM (Henry Sy).
3. May ari ng malalaking kumpanya tulad ng ABS-CBN (Lucio Tan) at GMA (Gozon).
4. Gumagawa ng mga bahay. Engineers at construction workers.
5. Writer tulad ni Bob Ong at Pablong Pabling (lols)
6. Pastor , Pari mga nag papatakbo ng simbahan
7. Political Leaders (mas maraming lalaking naging pangulo ok?)
8. Pulis at mga sundalo, nag poprotekta sa ating bansa
9. Pag taya sa mga karera ng kabayo at pag sasabong ng manok.
10. Nag eexcel din kami sa pag bebenta at pag gamit ng shabu at iba pang drugs.
11. Magagaling na magnanakaw tulad ni Robin at Lupin.
12. Nag papatakbo ng mga tricycle, jeepney, eroplano at barko.
13. Technicians. Nag aayos ng mga sirang selepono,computers, ilaw, kuryente atbp.
14. Magaling na mga mang aawit, composers, manunugtog ng gitara, drums at piano. (Rico Blanco, Yael, Chito Miranda)
15. Magagaling na doktor (Hayden Kho) at nag oopera ng kung ano anong malalang sakit.
16. Inventors. Albert Einstein. Isaan Newton.
17. Magaling sa Math ang mga kalalakihan (ahem ahem).
18. Sikat na mga Super heroes. Spiderman at superman.
19. Mga animators at painters.
20. Photographers.
21. Hosts. Willie Revillame, Tito,Vic and Joey.
22. Leader ng mga rally. Mga nag aaklas laban sa gobyerno.
23. Pinakamayamang Tao. Bill Gates.
24. Si Jollibee, Ronald Mcdonald, Kenny Rogers, Mang Inasal, Manong Pepe, atbp.
25. Si Papa Jesus
26. Wala naman si Eba kung wala si ADAN. (Sabay ngiting pang asar)

BAKLA:

1. Director ng pelikula, konsyerto. (Joey Reyes, Joel Lamangan)
2. Fashion Industry. (Poy Quinones, Rene Salud).
3. Pag mamake-up at parlor. (Fanny Serrano, Ricky Reyes)
4. Script Writers, showbiz writers, tsismosa (Sweet, Boy Abunda,Jobert Sukaldito)
5. Costume Designers
6. Nag papatakbo ng mga pageants tulad ng Binibining Pilipinas,Miss earth at Mr.Pogi
7. Judges. Pang huhusga kung maganda ba o hindi, o pogi ba o hindi.

BABAE:

1. Mahuhusay na mga guro sa eskwelahan.
2. Mahuhusay mag luto sa bahay ( pero lalaki pa rin pag dating sa mga hotels )
3. Mahuhusay mag laba at mag plantsa.
4. Mahuhusay sa pag arte (Marian Rivera, Rhian Ramos etc).
5. Mahuhusay sa pagkanta (Charice Pempengco, Regine Velasquez)
6. Top user ng whisper at modess. (Kim Chiu)
7. Endorser ng sabong panlaba at shampoo (Susan Rocess, Mareng Winnie)
8. Nurses. Pag aalaga ng baby at nang mga may sakit.
9. Mahuhusay sa Binguhan (Kris Aquino)

TOMBOY:

1. Pagkakaroon ng hottest girlfriend in town yeahhhhh.
2. Nothing follows.

ang konti ng sa babae, bakla at tomboy
MABUHAY KAMING MGA KALALAKIHAN!!
paano na lang kayo kung wala kami yehey!

8==============D

Monday, June 15, 2009
Ruby Rose’s Last Days in March 2007

— Transcript of Sandra Aguinaldo’s Report
15 June 2009

This is QTV’s News on Q report by Sandra Aguinaldo

on the last days of Ruby Rose Barrameda. The persons appearing in the report are Robert Barrameda, Ruby Rose’s father, Rochelle Barrameda, Ruby Rose’s sister,  Superintendent Leo Francisco, police investigator handling the case and somebody identified as “Annie,” godmother of Ruby Rose’s younger child.

TRANSCRIPT

Ivan Mayrina: Even with the discovery of Ruby Rose Barrameda’s body two days ago, where and how she disappeared on March 14, 2007 remain unanswered.  Investigators are now looking for clues on the last days that she was seen alive.

Sandra Aguinaldo retraces Ruby Rose’s last steps.
Sandra:  On March 14, 2007, Ruby Rose left her parents’ house in Moonwalk, Paranaque’s saying she would just go to the bank before visiting her two kids living with her estranged husband and in-laws in Executive Village in Las Piñas. It was the last time Ruby Rose was seen alive.

Robert: Nagpaalam munang mag-aano siya sa bangko, pagkagaling niya sa bangko makapagdeposit, tutuloy na siya dun sa anak niya bibisitahin. Nalaman namin dito sa nag-surrender, nung araw na kinuha si Ruby dun sa bahay ng biyenan niya, dinala sa Navotas, nung bandang maggagabi na, dun na siya pinatay.

Sandra:  Ruby Rose’s sister Rochelle, believes her disappearance has something to do with the dismissal of the temporary protection order she filed against her ex-husband.

Rochelle:  Dinismis yon. yung kanyang temporary protection order. Nung araw na nadismiss ‘yon, nareceive ni Ruby Rose yung letter from the court, dun siya nawala, March 14.  So alam mong planado, kasi kung hindi nadismiss ‘yon, automatic sila ang pwedeng gumawa nun.

Sandra:  Police investigators are still trying to find out where exactly Ruby Rose was taken.

Leo:  So nagba-backtracking ang aming investigation at  siguro darating din tayo dun kung ano talaga yung naging … nangyari nung panahong siya nawala.

Sandra:  Manuel Jimenez III, Ruby Rose’s ex-husband, told GMA News that Ruby Rose did not visit his house in Las Pinas that day.  He also belied accusations that Ruby Rose was restricted from visiting their children adding that she was able to visit them two days before she disappeared.  Ruby Rose used to frequent this gym in Alabang two months before her death. Some of her gym buddies as well as her youngest child’s godmother, who asked that her identity be withheld for her protection, still recall how depressed Ruby was when she was separated from her children.

Annie: Kasi nung time na ‘yon na medyo sad siya nami-miss niya yung kids niya. Although nakakabisita naman siya sa mga kids niya, pero … since lumipat na siya ulit sa bahay ng parents niya, may mga times na mag-isa lang siya, tapos nalulungkot siya, nabo-bore nagpo-forward siya ng mga text, nire-replyan ko naman.

Sandra:  Sandra Aguinaldo reporting on Q.

This would give you guides on how to control your emotions towards your better-half, friends, officemates and all the people around you, especially your “boss”. The rules of practicing “ugaling langit, ugaling kaaya-aya” :
#1 Ang naunang magalit ang may karapatang magalit. Pag naunahan ka na ng galit niya, tumahimik ka na lang muna.
#2 Walang taong nag-aaway mag-isa. Pag hindi kayo sumagot o pumatol, titigil din daw ang taong nakikipag- away sa inyo.

#3 Ang taong galit, ‘bingi.’ If someone is angry, wala raw pinakikinggan, so, don’t try to explain and fight back. Hindi ka niya iintindihin dahil wala siyang naririnig kundi ang sarili nya.

#4 Ang taong galit, ‘abnoy.’ Ayon sa pastor, Biblical daw ito because the Lord said when He was crucified, “Father, patawarin mo sila dahil hindi nila alam ang kanilang ginagawa.” Modern term for these kinds of people are abnoys, so you better not get angry para huwag kang matawag na abnoy.

You should also know and realize that the persons who make your day bad are jewels, because you need them for you to mature. Hangga’t andyan daw sila at kinaiinisan mo, ibig sabihin, immature ka pa. God will not take away those people; it’s for you to take away your bad feelings towards them. You’ll know na mature ka na pag dumating ‘yung time na hindi ka na naiinis sa mga taong ito because you have learned to accept them and to have patience with them.

#5 Finally, the best part of this is to tell yourself na, because of this

person, “I will grow mature,” and that DAHIL SA CONTRIBUTION NIYA SA

MATURITY MO, KUKUNIN DIN SYA NI LORD.

Wala ako’ng maisip isulat sa blog. Para bagang nabablanko ang isip ko. Ilang oras din ako’ng nakatitig sa monitor. Pinapanood ang cursor na patuloy sa pagkindat. Mabagal ang pagdaloy ng ideya sa utak ko ngayon. Hindi katulad ng mga nakaraang araw na halos di ko masundan ang mga iniisip ko kahit pa 60 words per minute ang typing speed ko. Hanggang sa may napansin ako mula sa bintana ng aking kwarto. Mga istambay. Nakasalumpwit habang nagyoyosi (trivia: Di ako naninigarilyo. Ewan ko ba kung bakit gusto nila ang paglabas-pasok ng usok sa mga baga nila). Nang biglang may isang seksing babae na dumaan. AYUN! Tiningnan nila mulo ulo hanggang paa sabay tingin sa pwet ng ubod ng tagal. Ewan ko kung only in the Philippines to. Pero biglang sumagi sa aking isip ang mga naoobserbahan ko sa mga kabaro ko.

Karamihan sa aming mga lalaki ang kunyari naglalakad ng diretso ang tingin pero di mo alam, gumagana ang peripheral view para imonitor kung may mga chicks na nakatingin sa kanya. Style! May mga iba naman, pag pupunta sa isang party, nanghahunting ng mga girls. Pormang-porma pa. Kuntodo pabango at hagod ng buhok. Pero di mo alam, pag-uwi nyan sa bahay, diretso na sa kama at di na aalahaning magtoothbrush or maglinis man lang ng katawan KADIRI!

Dito ko rin lang sa pinas nakita ang mga lalaking ang gagara ng cellphone pero ang laki rin ng utang. N93, N81 at N70 ang mga cellphones pero pag may makikitext, wala silang load. Meron din akong mga napansin sa loob ng simbahan. Kung ang mga babae, kuntodo make-up, ang mga kabaro ko naman, kala mo aatend ng presscon. Alam ko namang masagwa ang magsimba ng gula-gulanit ang suot pero nandun ka para makinig ng salita ng Diyos, hindi para manghunting ng mga babae.

Dito rin sa Pinas napakaraming mga tambay sa kalsada. At napansin nyo bang ang daming langaw? Paano, ang daming dumudura sa kalsada at ang daming jumijingle kung saan-saan.

Siguro ganyan talaga. We have to accept that fact. Next time mga babae namana ang hahanapan ko ng butas just to be fair to us guys. Wahahahahah!!!!

On the right corner, we have Haiku, an ancient Japanese form of poetry and currently the most bastardized icon of culture by the Western World.
On the left corner, we have Hayden Kho’s videos, which isn’t really art, but is just as famous at the moment.

That said, let’s get it on!

Haiku - Lines vary in length, but generally short and straight to the point
Hay-Kho - Videos vary in length, but generally short and pointless

Haiku - Very easy to make, anybody with a pulse and a writing hand can make them
Hay-Kho - Slightly harder to make, specially if you have to hide the camera - needs more than just a hand to make, you also need a partner (preferrably decent looking)

Haiku - Usually used to depict nature such as the moon and the stars
Hay-Kho - often found with Hayden mooning random celebrity stars

Haiku - Japanese in origin, but later associated with lazy western poets
Hay-Kho - Korean in origin, but later associated with lots of puwet from all over the world.

Haiku - usually badly written, but people claim to find profoundness in it anyway
Hay-Kho - badly shot, poorly lit, but people can’t seem to get enough of them

Haiku - thousands of them are being churned out from the keyboards of misdirected teenagers on a daily basis
Hay-Kho - it’s said only 40 of them have ever been made (so far)

Haiku - Reading them makes you feel good, as in “I feel good because I know I can do better than this 17-syllable piece of dogturd”
Hay-Kho - Makes you feel good in more ways than one, for reasons I won’t go into details here.

Haiku - Make one now and you’d probably be ashamed to show them to your children one day
Hay-Kho - They’re like heirloom, man, in the same way we all inherited vintage porn from our ancestors.

thanx to redkinoko.blogspot.com

The Purpose Driven Life Day 7: The Reason for Everything

• We bring God glory by worshiping him;
• We bring God glory by loving other believers;
• We bring God glory by becoming like Christ;
• We bring God glory by serving others with our gifts; and
• We bring God glory by telling others about him.

These are what he calls the five purposes of a purpose driven life. Though I still think that life is messy, these does provide a useful grid to frame the activities of our lives. It’ll help me to re-think what I’m doing and whether it brings glory to the Father. The principles are concise and simple; but the proof of the life is in the living. I pray for grace to live it.

The Purpose Driven Life: Day 6 — Life Is A Temporary Assignment

Life on earth is a temporary assignment.

Earth is only a “temporary residence” for us. We belong to God — so our home is with God. Our home is in heaven. The things of the earth will pass away — heaven will last forever.

Here is a way Warren explains his point that we will never find happiness unless we have our perspective on things of heaven instead of the world:

A fish would never be happy living on land, because it was made for water. An eagle could never be satisfied if it wasn’t allowed to fly. You will never be satisfied on earth, because you were made for more.

I like the illustration Warren gives that we are ambassadors for God. If we were ambassadors for our country to another country, we would do all we could to represent our country in the best way we could. We are ambassadors for God here on earth, and need to represent Him in the best way we can.

Our perspective on life determines what we do with our life — what we do with your time, our talents, our money, everything we have. Warren gives us 3 perspectives for a purpose driven life:

1. Life is a test.
2. Life is a trust.
3. Life is a temporary assignment.

Purpose Driven Life - Day 5:Seeing Life from God’s View
Notes:

* How do you define life? How do you see your life? What is your life metaphor?
* Life is a test.
* Life is a Trust
* Life is a temporary assignment. (next day)
* Money is both a test and a trust in our life.
* Life is both a test and a trust, the more gives you, the more responsible he expects you to be.

Key Bible verses:

* The person who is trustworthy in very small matters is also trustworthy in great ones; and the person who is dishonest in very small matters is also dishonest in great ones. [Luke 16:10]
* Do not conform yourselves to this age but be transformed by the renewal of your mind, that you may discern what is the will of God, what is good and pleasing and perfect. [Roman 12:2]
* God forsook him to test him, that he might know all that was in his heart.[2 Chronicles 32:31b)
* God is faithful and will not let you be tried beyond your strength; but with the trial he will also provide a way out, so that you may be able to bear it. [1 Corinthian 10:13b]
* Blessed is the man who perseveres in temptation, for when he has been proved he will receive the crown of life that he promised to those who love him. [James 1:12]

Purpose Driven Life, Day 4, Made to Last Forever

In the Purpose Driven Life”  by Rick Warren he uses I John 2:17 as the scripture to ponder. (KJV) And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth forever.

Because the individual who does the will of God abides forever it is important to me that I know God’s purpose for my life.  Will our purposes change as we grow in faith - I believe so.   As we grow in faith our perception of situations will be seen more clearly “in the light of His Word.”

I think of Titus 1:2, “In hope of eternal life, in which God cannot lie, promised before the world began.”
“When we live in light of eternity, your values change.”  (Rick Warren)

It is true for my life, when I stop and ask myself am I sending up to heaven wood, hay or stubble or am I sending up precious jewels.  What we do for Christ lasts.

I am beginning to know Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior knowing that my life continues from this world into the next.  Each of us, as believers, need to live our lives to the fullest, for His glory and by His grace.